Hi, while reading through the blogs on another site I ran across this "GEM". A guy walks into a local Tavern Bar Tourney. Plays the "Smart" way only to get his Ass handed to him on a plate so he decides to play their game. Read on ..It had me rolling in the floor.. Thanks to John for allowing me to repost this here.. Enjoy.Doc
Where: Local 'donk' tournament event (last night). This is a 'free' event with money in the pot.

Who: 50 donks in attendance.

What: Texas No Limit Why: I am sadistic; I am unsure why I went...

How: I drove there.


Situation(s): After playing, and losing, a total of 3 quality hands in 2 hours, I go on 'Donk' tilt  . Time to start feeding them some of their own crap.
I start the "F**k you, beat this", all-in push.

Donk tilt hand #1

Blind: 100-200
My Stack: 2,200

Me:  All-in (blind)
Hand: Unsure, didn't look.

Donk 1: (4,300) Call
Donk 4: (1,900) Call (all-in)

Flop: 2-9-10
Turn: 3
River: Jc

Donk1: J-K
Donk4: 2-2

Me: 5-10c

Well played. But, did I succeed?

Donk Tilt Factor: 3 are slightly annoyed. The others thought it was a decent play.
Outcome: Not successful enough. Time to keep moving forward...

The very next hand....

Donk tilt hand #2

Blind: 100-200
My Stack: 6,600

Me: All-in (blind). Big Blind.
Hand: Unsure, didn't look.

Donk 5: (3,000) Call

Flop: A-Q-9
Turn: 7
River: 2

Donk 5: J-J

Me: 2-9

Nice! You are on your way, sir! Now I am starting to wonder why I ever played 'good' cards like pocket aces or A-K. Pftttt, this is the real way you win.

Donk Tilt Factor: Donk 5 is stunned. Two donks are starting to mutter to themselves. One asked me if I wanted to "go home or not". Outcome: Fail! I have not gotten through to them. Forward hoooo!!

The very next hand....

Donk tilt hand #3

Blind: 200-400
My Stack: 9,900

Donk 6: Are you going to push in again?
Me: No, I am going to wait for rockets; I am playing tight.

Me: All-in (blind). Small Blind.
Hand: No clue. Beer #alot. *Where am I?*

Donk 6: (10,800) Call

Flop: 3-4-10
Turn: A
River: 2

Donk 6: 7-7

Me: A-J


Donk 6: "Dude, what's wrong with you? If you want to go home, just give us your chips. No need to waste our time."

Me: "My Pot Odds had me committed to play hands out/in of position because of they were suited. I am new to poker, sorry bro."

Donk 3: "Can I get a table change!! Hey, Brian [tournament organizer], can I move?!"

Me: "I'll make it even and look at my cards next time before shoving in. Fair?"

Donk Tilt Factor: Heavy. Now they are starting to complain.
Outcome: Sucess! A few more blows and I may be able to break their wall of ignorance. Er, nevermind, they are donks.

The very next hand....

Donk tilt hand #5

Blind: 200-400
My Stack: 20,400

Me: All-in. Fake look at cards. Act impressed.
Hand: Who knows. I think it was Miller-Jack.

Donk 1: (2,000) Call
Donk 7: (1,900) Call Flop: J-K-A
Turn: 10
River: 9

Donk 1: K-K
Donk 7: A-4

Me: 8-Q

You are a master! Donk 1: "It's been real."

Donk 7: "Ummm yeah...."

Donk 2: "I hate idiots like this."

Donk 5: "WTF?"

Bystander Donk: "wow....wow"

Me: "I think I'll go to the bar. Blind me off till the final table"



I return, 45 minutes later, and see the final table going. 5 people are busted out already and my chips are start to dwindle. Kind of. I walk up to the table: "I'll be all-in every hand. You to split?"

They agree.

$90 dollars richer.
Donk-tilt status: Master
Outcome: Success