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Poker is like sex, I will prove it.

Poker is like sex, I will prove it.

Howdy fellow Rounders. I've been trying for the life of me to figure out a way to incorperate life experiences into tournament poker play and I think I ma have finally figured it out, so here goes.

Way back in the day,I used to be a real ladies man. I worked at a "club" named the Mill Hill "Club" in West Yarmouth MA on beautiful Cape Cod. Now when your a bartender you can pretty much go home with whomever you want , as long as you post your fair share on "Blinds and Antes" into the drinks your making. if you give a girl enough drinks, even if you're a pair or 3's on the chart, get them to play loose enough, they'll be convinced you're the king.

Anyways I tried my tricks one night and sure enough I took home this girl that was a full boat in my book. She had everything from suited connected to top pockets pairs if you know what i mean.

So we go back to my site and sure enough she started raising my big blind real quick. So we get down on the felts and I don't know what I was thinking. Here I am the "ace" of the club holding a big ten to boot, which by the way is still better than playing "Jack King" off, and I decide to shove all in not knowing if she's holding a bottom pair. Well needless to sayI got 'Royal Flushed" real quick and after only 2 minutes of Ppleasurable" card playing, i crapped out and was kicked to the rail.

So this girl looks at me and says with the meanest eyes I have ever seen "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT'.

The only thing I could come up with was 'I THOUGHT IT WAS A RACE, I WON'.

Now the moral of this story is, tournament poker is not a sprint it's a marathon. A few exra moments of "pleasurable" card playing is good for everyone.
One more added tidbit. I was really looking forward to that "Heads Up" encounter on the felts. Before I shoves "All In" I should have been wondering if she would be "Holding The Nuts". What I was really hoping for was that she was "Open Ended", then I probably wouldn't have "Busted" out so quick.

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Re: Poker is like sex, I will prove it.

Well it's a unique point of view, I will say that about it.

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at least she didn't hit u with a back door straight

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Well played, sir.

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hmmm

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The last time I went to the CLUBS, to give DIAMONDS, to win the HEARTS, of the LADIES.  Sure as Hell, her HEART was black as SPADES.  She got me for ALL my CHIPS that night, and the worse part? was.  I won playing cards.  Still MAD!@8.  Now THAT was a BAD BEAT! So here is my story. I didnt even get to push ALL IN! I think I remember seeing a BIG PAIR and... thats when my legs FOLDED. My NUTS, werent holding up... then she said.... and I Remember this Part!  She finally said to me... "Baby.. give me a TEN!!!"  So I whooped it out and said... "OK, BUT I WILL HAVE TO PUT IN 5 TIMES FOR ALL THAT!?"  Dont do the math!!!  This is MY story! It was right then I FELT, she had a HAND! She had the NUTS! I was KNOCKED OUT by her BIG PAIR, her HAND, and what I thought were "MY" NUTS.  I couldnt even touch her, she wouldnt give me any PLAY. I never CALLED her again. I still go in with CLUBS, and the LADIES. I just dont CALL  them, unless, I PUSH IN, HIT THAT FLOP, look at TOP SET, our FACES all FLUSHED, when I TURN and see the  BACKDOOR STRAIGHT possibility. So I BET that I take her down.  Well, you've PLAYED the GAME. She was a real BIG KICKER. So when I play cards I have to think. "LUCKY AT CARDS, UNLUCKY WITH THE WOMEN, and, UNLUCKY AT CARDS LUCKY WITH THE WOMEN"  O'YEA! Do you want to meet that QUEEN of SPADES?  I've seen how your games go so you might have a better CHANCE.  And sorry to hear about your bad luck...  at POKER.     LOL    the1steve

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well got to say not to bad way of putting it,very enjoyable read lmao

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