Tight or loose? Agression or passive? I am constantly going back and forth sometimes I just got it and some times Im just a donky with my pants down. Usually Im keeping my bets lo enough so I can throw them away, and when I do throw them (my cards) I offten hope one flys off in a random direction and cuts that guy in the eye who just pushed me off my pot that I cleverly built up. Its an art building up my pots. When I got that suited ace rag I work maticulously building that pot from just some blinds and a min raise and when my flop comes up and I got my draw I begin to set my trap and like a fat guy walking into a buffet Im licking my lips and studying this sucker making sure hes in this pot, and hes gonna follow me to the dinner plate. Now since I haven't got my flush yet I gotta play it like Im sitting on a monster if hes first to play I let him do his thing, no raise I will make a small min raise he calls! YES! Im gonna feast. He doesn't call ****! who the hell calls with nothing anyways donky. Late position I check he makes a double the pot size bet. Rock on! I got the fish and I didn't even bait the hook Easy call cause that raise only cost four times the blinds. The turn comes ****! Its not my flush yet. This fat guys hungry and he wants to ****in eat and the waiter wants to know what Ill have to drink! God damit water what ever just gimmie foooooood! None the less so hes before me in the seat and hes thinking what the hell is this guy on he checks to you. Now your pissed you know your gonna get this lil fishie. So we keep the bet low incase hes got a reraise up his sleave, lets hope he does cause all those chips are gonna be nice for your finaly. Ok hes after me this time and this time Im thinking I should check into him this whale wants to bet. But what if he was just poking around last time see what I was doing in this pot ****! ok Im gonna make a raise that equals the last bet of the pot which was four times the blinds. If he calls I know hes gonna feel my wrath and Im gonna eat him alive muahahahahahaha. So I make the bet and this fish reraises me again! **** this guys got something I need this flush like my fat guy needs buffet NOW! The river finnnnnnnnnnaly bam hit my flush its over now Im gonna eat well even if i don't get to spend all my chips. Hes before me and checks ****! He knows what I got how am I gonna get all this Assholes chips for dinner. Value bet? Nah **** it Im gonna bluff at this pot and hopefully he calls my bluff. ALL IN. he calls hes got a flush too oh shocking I eat he sucks game over. Ok hes after me now in position, and this jerks been reraising me the whole way through he thinks i was weak hes got a monster and hes only folding if I go all in so you know what Im gonna bet what I always bet and hes gonna be a dick and reraise me then I will make my move. Natuarlly this dink does what I say cause Im in charge I reraise all in he calls flips over KK OR 44 OR 67 what ever this guy was playing cause hes an idiot. Now this fat guy is at the buffet just using the buffet utensils and eating right out of the trays cause hes a pig and he waited a long time for this moment.

Tight or loose? Agression or passive? I am constantly going back and forth sometimes I just got it and some times Im just a donky with my pants down. Usually Im keeping my bets lo enough so I can throw them away, and when I do throw them (my cards) I offten hope one flys off in a random direction and cuts that guy in the eye who just pushed me off my pot that I cleverly built up. Its an art building up my pots. When I got that suited ace rag I work maticulously building that pot from just some blinds and a min raise and when my flop comes up and I got my draw I begin to set my trap and like a fat guy walking into a buffet Im licking my lips and studying this sucker making sure hes in this pot, and hes gonna follow me to the dinner plate. Now since I haven't got my flush yet I gotta play it like Im sitting on a monster if hes first to play I let him do his thing, no raise I will make a small min raise he calls! YES! Im gonna feast. He doesn't call ****! who the hell calls with nothing anyways donky. Late position I check he makes a double the pot size bet. Rock on! I got the fish and I didn't even bait the hook Easy call cause that raise only cost four times the blinds. The turn comes ****! Its not my flush yet. This fat guys hungry and he wants to ****in eat and the waiter wants to know what Ill have to drink! God damit water what ever just gimmie foooooood! None the less so hes before me in the seat and hes thinking what the hell is this guy on he checks to you. Now your pissed you know your gonna get this lil fishie. So we keep the bet low incase hes got a reraise up his sleave, lets hope he does cause all those chips are gonna be nice for your finaly. Ok hes after me this time and this time Im thinking I should check into him this whale wants to bet. But what if he was just poking around last time see what I was doing in this pot ****! ok Im gonna make a raise that equals the last bet of the pot which was four times the blinds. If he calls I know hes gonna feel my wrath and Im gonna eat him alive muahahahahahaha. So I make the bet and this fish reraises me again! **** this guys got something I need this flush like my fat guy needs buffet NOW! The river finnnnnnnnnnaly bam hit my flush its over now Im gonna eat well even if i don't get to spend all my chips. Hes before me and checks ****! He knows what I got how am I gonna get all this Assholes chips for dinner. Value bet? Nah **** it Im gonna bluff at this pot and hopefully he calls my bluff. ALL IN. he calls hes got a flush too oh shocking I eat he sucks game over. Ok hes after me now in position, and this jerks been reraising me the whole way through he thinks i was weak hes got a monster and hes only folding if I go all in so you know what Im gonna bet what I always bet and hes gonna be a dick and reraise me then I will make my move. Natuarlly this dink does what I say cause Im in charge I reraise all in he calls flips over KK OR 44 OR 67 what ever this guy was playing cause hes an idiot. Now this fat guy is at the buffet just using the buffet utensils and eating right out of the trays cause hes a pig and he waited a long time for this moment.

Its just a story of me going through a poker hand in my mind if it doesn't make sence sorry its more of a trying to be comedic and going through my brain section by section while winning a hand with a nut flush